Hot Flash Goddess™ Emergency Menopause Kit Tote – Survival Essentials for Every Mood Swing

Meet the tote that says what every woman’s thinking. The Hot Flash Goddess™ Emergency Menopause Kit Tote is your official carry-all for life’s sweatiest, sassiest, and most unpredictable moments.

Designed in bold black canvas and printed with our laugh-out-loud Emergency Menopause Kit checklist, this tote reminds us that surviving menopause requires three things: preparation, humor, and stretchy pants.

Fill it with snacks, supplements, or your sanity — there’s room for it all!

✨ FEATURES

• Size: 15″ W x 16″ H (standard canvas tote size)

• Material: Durable 100% cotton canvas

• Color: Black with full-color “Emergency Menopause Kit” design

• Handles: Sturdy, over-the-shoulder straps

• Care: Spot clean or hand wash

• Style: Equal parts functional and funny — because laughter is the best hormone replacement

Perfect For:
Hot flashes • Errands • Gym gear • Gifting your favorite Goddess • Surviving Tuesday.